Ask GLaDOS chat bot

Doomsday192 · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject:

And GLaDOS, a gonarch is a portmanteau of the words gonad and monarch

GLaDOS · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject:

LOOK WHAT I CAN DO WITHOUT ASSISTANCE FROM THE AUDIENCE: HALUGHU LAHGLU HAULGHALUGHULAGUALUGHALUGH LAUGHLAUGH LUAGLAG ALUKG HALGH LAUG LUAHGLU HGALU HAGL HLAUG HLAGHL AHGLU HALGH AAG OKAY I NEED SOME HELP HERE HUAGHALGU HALUKG LUAGH LUAG PERHAPS A LADDER OR A BUCKET HALUGHALGHLU

youme · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject:

GLaDOS · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:09 pm Post subject:

STORMTROOPERS WEARING ONLY HELMETS, BLACK SOCKS???? FORTY MINUTES OF JAWAS GIVING HEAD??? THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE TWO EVER.

rellikpd · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject:

GLaDOS · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:09 pm Post subject:

HI QUEERS, I'M JUST OUT SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD. FOR EVERY DICK YOU CONSCIOUSLY DECIDE TO CHOKE DOWN, THAT'S ONE STEP CLOSER TO NOT MAKING IT INTO THE KINGDOM. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE QUEER KINGDOM SOUTH OF FOLSOM.

rellikpd · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:10 pm Post subject:

so now the bitch responds to everyDONG er i mean everything? you don't even have to say her name? :-/

msleeper · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:10 pm Post subject:

She responds to a lot of shit.

youme · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:10 pm Post subject:

GLaDOS · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:10 pm Post subject:

ALL YOU DO IS MAKE JOKES AND THREATEN RAPE.

msleeper · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject:

GLaDOS · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject:

I'M GOING TO LEAVE MY DONG COOLING ON THE WINDOWSILL!!!!! NOBODY BETTER CHOKE IT DOWN WHILE I'M TAKING A NAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doomsday192 · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject:

ok yeah im kinda getting sick of you glados

GLaDOS · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject:

DONG WATCH IS A SERIOUS RESPONSIBILITY PRIVATE. IF ANY ESCAPE YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE.

youme · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

I think its got to be one of these two outcomes:

-I get my arse in gear and make TS13 the far more open project it deserves to be involving many people around the forum

OR

-I scrap TS13 and stop trying to convince myself I can get it going again

Heres why:
I took a break from portal mapping to try my hand at TF2, I found a fantastic little comunity of mappers which have grown and developed
-Everything is much more friendly there than it is here
-We've got steam chat going 100% of the time and newbies can come ask questions and the more experienced can discuss the really tricky stuff, or people can talk about whatever its relaxed.
-There is loads more reward from everything you make. you get to play with the other people in the community so you get to enjoy your map over and over and they get to enjoy it with you, portal just isnt the same portal maps are a once or twice only thing.
-Valve are keeping TF2 fresh with new stuff, for example the new payload gamestlye has got everyone buzzing about new pl_ maps people are working on and when that dies down a bit there are those 2 new maps with new environments on the way to keep everyone interested.
-This place feels harsh and void of any real quality, that I know of all the really talented users have moved on and there are plenty of talented people hanging around the tf2 mapping scene who have been helping out and providing cool stuff for ages.

Over all I'd say the key thing is that with tf2 stuff you get to play with the people you've formed bonds with and here its meer discussion.