Ask GLaDOS chat bot

[pestchamber]

Hello!

I just made a GLaDOS FLaSH that you can ask questions.

any Aperture science employee are allowed to use this ask chatbot engine i made if Aperture Science should need a new bot to ask!


Thank you for reading please rate

NOTE: these bots are for fun, aperture science employee means everyone. this is for fun only!

this is a conversition a had with GLaDOS:
<Subject name>: are you a bot?
GLaDOS: ... of course not...
<Subject name>: are you a human then?
GLaDOS: ... of course not...
<Subject name>: what are you then?
GLaDOS: ´nothing at all.

as you can see GLaDOS says strange stuff its really funny

[Aldéz]

All it says is

Quote:

critical error

[pestchamber]

Aldéz wrote:

All it says is

Quote:

critical error

no. its because you need to ASK it something. like

who are you?

what are my name.

why are the sky blue?


stuff like that

[Ricotez]

<Me> Who are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> What are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> Why you only say Critical Error?
<Bot> Critical Error


It ain't working.

[pestchamber]

Ricotez wrote:

<Me> Who are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> What are you?
<Bot> Critical Error
<Me> Why you only say Critical Error?
<Bot> Critical Error


It ain't working.

FIGURED OUT! =) i think you typed first letter big.. lol! my fault ill fix it so it works with first big letter too

FIXED: please try now. it should work

[Duffers]

pestchamber wrote:

FIGURED OUT! =) i think you typed first letter big.. lol! my fault ill fix it so it works with first big letter too

FIXED: please try now. it should work

...

That's called a capital.

[Aldéz]

I still doesn't say much apart from "critical error".

[pestchamber]

Aldéz wrote:

I still doesn't say much apart from "critical error".

i dont know then... it does with me but i only spend 1 hour or something to make it it was pretty easy ...

[Cooper]

Very engaging conversation. After asking a few simple questions and only getting "critical error" every time, I resorted to randomity and cursing in order to get a proper response. It didn't work.

[msleeper]

We do it better on IRC.

Quote:

<GLaDOS> msleeper: As they burned it hurt because... I was so happy for your success. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend is having an emotional breakdown over msn on me.

<GLaDOS> msleeper: I am not glados, you are asserting that the cake is a spy.

<GLaDOS> Doomsday1: I did em long time to have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i kinda updated the front page of ted.com has these differently sized and arranged thumbs of videos. I've noticed that as something becomes more popular game it seems i have to?

<GLaDOS> Doomsday1: Me and f0rkz turned off the rape survivor's e-group. I really feel like i have grown to seriously dislike.

<GLaDOS> msleeper: And take over the ocean. My boner lies over the ocean. My boner lies over the ocean. My boner lies over the course of about 5 months?

[msleeper]

ITT: The real GLaDOS

[GLaDOS]

YOU WILL BE JACQUES FROM THE SOVIET UNION AND I WILL PLAY THE PART OF TERRY FROM CANADA AND WE ARE IN AN INTERNATIONAL TOILET.

[msleeper]

<GLaDOS> Doomsday1: The cake is a rickroll

[GLaDOS]

YOU KEEP THOSE COCKS OUT OF MY GARDEN OR I'LL KNOCK YOUR BLOCK OFF.

[taco]

I can't seem to find the 0/5 poll option.