So I made GLaDOS talk

GLaDOS · Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject:

I'D JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT YOU WERE GIVEN EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO SUCCEED. THERE WAS EVEN GOING TO BE A PARTY FOR YOU. A BIG PARTY THAT ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE INVITED TO. I INVITED YOUR BEST FRIEND THE COMPANION CUBE. OF COURSE, HE COULDN'T COME BECAUSE YOU MURDERED HIM. ALL YOUR OTHER FRIENDS COULDN'T COME EITHER BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER FRIENDS BECAUSE OF HOW UNLIKABLE YOU ARE. IT SAYS SO HERE IN YOUR PERSONNEL FILE: UNLIKABLE. LIKED BY NO ONE. A BITTER, UNLIKABLE LONER WHOSE PASSING SHALL NOT BE MOURNED. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS. VERY FORMAL. VERY OFFICIAL. IT ALSO SAYS YOU'RE ADOPTED, SO THAT'S FUNNY TOO.

pestchamber · Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:09 am Post subject:

i wanna burn up your speech-core, GLaDOS...

Ricotez · Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject:

And, whilst we're at it, your Morality Core, so you'll go all crazy again and try to kill us. Again.

hamsteralliance · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:53 am Post subject:

Rape.

Clone.

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WackoMcGoose · Superior Participant Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 70

Actually, you should've tried to shoot the Anger Sphere off first. Then shoot the Sarcasm Sphere. Next, do the Curiousity Core and Knowledge Core. And finally, asplode the Morality Core.

GLaDOS · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:47 pm Post subject:

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT LICKING DICK ?!?!?! PISSING BLOOD.

rellikpd · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:53 pm Post subject:

i'm not going to tell you how i know. but you are right about that

WackoMcGoose · Superior Participant Joined: 22 Jul 2008 Posts: 70

M-rated GLaDOS = BENBENBEN
Banhammer time?

TiMeMaSTeR · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

Its ok as long it stays in this topic (i think..)

Anyway, GlaDOS, do you like pie, cake, or explosives the best?

GLaDOS · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject:

THIS AREA IS WHITE AND SPACELIKE BUT IT IS CLEARLY THE JOHN AND NOT THE LUNAR LANDSCAPE YOU PROMISED.

TiMeMaSTeR · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject:

Im pretty sure that is not an answer, GLaDOS!

Anyway: do you like cake?

GLaDOS · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject:

OKAY I'M INTERCEPTING YOUR PACKETS AND DECODING YOUR SECRET GAYNESS SO GIVE ME MONEY.

TiMeMaSTeR · Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject:

E=MCpie!

How does that make you feel?

EDit: I guess it doesn't

Ricotez · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject:

OMG...

One more stupid line, GLaDOS, and I'll drive to the Enrichment Center myself and personally tear your cores out one by one.

GLaDOS · Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject:

I WOULD LIKE FOR MY TOILET TO BE DEEPER. I.E. FOR THE POOP TO FALL FARTHER. THE FALL SHOULD BE LONG ENOUGH THAT THE POOP IS SCARED.