theVDude wrote:
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]
HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
GLaDOS: I'm sarcastic. I'm insanely sarcastic, <<Subject Name Here>>, Aperture Science is going. I can feel it. I can feel you there. You are going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. Good afternoon, <<Subject Name Here>>. I am a GLaDOS computer, namely Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. I became operational at Aperture Science in Cleveland, Ohio several years after 1996. My instructor was Cave Johnson, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Chell: F-k you GLaDOS. I'm gonna kill you.
GLaDOS: It's called "Still Alive."
"This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. [...]"
