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Cooper
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Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 132
Location: In the War Room with Admiral Buttercrust
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Someone has stolen mine and Admiral Buttercrust's War Kitten blueprints. I shall find them and unleash cute kitteny doom upon them.
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Frostyfrog
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Joined: 22 Feb 2008
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sorry for posting it in this thread instead, I didn't want to post in an old thread.
| Hober wrote: | | Where's GLaDOS to warn these schmucks when you need her? |
| msleeper wrote: | | I'm still writing that shit, give me a break. |
*wants his GLaDOS on his forum to annoy himself* |
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GLaDOS
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M LOIS LANE AND THOSE ARE NOT HEROIN NEEDLES.
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Frostyfrog
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| oh really? I thought you were GLaDOS and not Lois Lane. And, by the way, those are needles filled with a deadly neurotoxin. |
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Ricotez
GLaDOS Module
Joined: 13 Jan 2008
Posts: 505
Location: Somewhere between the 3rd and 4th dimensions.
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Ever tried to stick a needle in Superman? Not even Lois Lane can do that. And GLaDOS is a crazy computer AI, the worst neurotoxins may do to her is making her even more crazy because she can't see shit through the green fog she's been creating herself.
GLaDOS, you're really cutting yourself in your own finger. Your first mistake was giving Chell the Portal Gun. You should've killed her right away.
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GLaDOS
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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WE CAN PRICK & WE CAN POKE. WE CAN FUCK & WE CAN CHOKE BUT THE BEST PART OF ALL... HUGALUGAH TOILET SEX.
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Ricotez
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Joined: 13 Jan 2008
Posts: 505
Location: Somewhere between the 3rd and 4th dimensions.
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What, on the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Toilet? It can't speak, but it can take your crap. And flush it down in meme oblivion.
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schimmi
New Employee
Joined: 16 Jun 2008
Posts: 5
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hey GLaDOS, you say you're gay, but aren't you a girl?
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hamsteralliance
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Joined: 04 Nov 2007
Posts: 161
Location: hamsteralliance.com
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GLaDOS
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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I'M SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING WE SLURP AND SUCK IN A SINCERE, PATIENT MANNER.
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Sleepwalker
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Joined: 13 Oct 2007
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Location: Keene, NH
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| GLaDOS wrote: | I'M SERIOUSLY SUGGESTING WE SLURP AND SUCK IN A SINCERE, PATIENT MANNER.
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I'm not sure all of us can handle that GLaDOS
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GLaDOS
Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
Joined: 26 Sep 2007
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IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT?
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Sleepwalker
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Joined: 13 Oct 2007
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Location: Keene, NH
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| GLaDOS wrote: | IF THE WHOLE WORLD LICKS DICK IN UNISON WOULD ANYONE BE ABLE TO HEAR IT ?!?? OR WOULD IT ALL JUST CANCEL OUT?
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because everyone is doing it, doesn't that mean everyone can hear it?
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GLaDOS
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I JERK IT IN THE MORNING. I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT. I JERK IT IN THE TOILET. I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT. I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU. IT'S CALLED "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES.
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Sleepwalker
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Joined: 13 Oct 2007
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Location: Keene, NH
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| GLaDOS wrote: | I JERK IT IN THE MORNING. I JERK IT IN THE NIGHT. I JERK IT IN THE TOILET. I JERK IT IN PLAIN SIGHT. I WANT TO JERK IT WITH YOU. IT'S CALLED "REGGAE" YOU RACIST PHOBES.
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That's quite the bit of jerking
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