So I made GLaDOS talk

msleeper · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject: So I made GLaDOS talk

GLaDOS throws out a random quote now. They're going to get more and more bizzare, I promise.

GLaDOS · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject:

THIS WAS A TRIUMPH!

youme · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject:

Does it learn? ya know like that robot sent back from the future to save a teenage kid with a huge fringe?

msleeper · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

Edit, whoops.

GLaDOS · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

COCKS

msleeper · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

No she doesn't learn. She responds when you talk to her, right glados?

GLaDOS · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject:

REMEMBER, THE APERTURE SCIENCE 'BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY' IS THE PERFECT TIME TO HAVE HER TESTED.

msleeper · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject:

is that so glados?

GLaDOS · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject:

PERL CAN HELP ME ITERATE OVER THE COCKS IN A GIVEN STALL, MARK EACH AS SUCKED OR UNSUCKED AND SORT THEM BY LENGTH. THEN I CAN BE GAY WITH PISS AND GO HOME AND TAKE A NAP.

youme · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject:

17 posts already!?!? if you change Genetic(wich should be generic you n00b:P) Lifeform and Disk Operating System to Spambot then thats about right Wink

Edit: also, why is this in off-topic?

Hober · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:33 pm Post subject:

Uhhh. What the fuck?

Hober · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:34 pm Post subject:

GLaDOS · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:34 pm Post subject:

REMOVED BECAUSE HOBER IS A CRY BABY

msleeper · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject:

Hober · Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject:

This is getting pretty offensive. Coming from me, that's saying something.